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Mindless-Process-629 1 mon.agoThree women die together in an accident and go to heaven......When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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… are when your kids have had enough and skip the rolling of eyes altogether. They go from Dad joke to Dad choke in zero point to the door seconds.
But the broom is what swept the nation.
The photon replies, “No, I'm traveling light.”
But I came up Chort.
What’s a frog’s favorite band - The Beatles
Then I signed the letters ‘A’ ‘S’ ‘L’
I'll tell ya tomorrow!
I don't want to interrupt her.
She’s goes, “Yeah…that’s a stretch.”
I responded with “I didn’t know they could do that”
He got a little behind in his work!
No, but an Applewood
Me : I don't know. Dad : You can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna. Me : What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.
Until knight fall.
If I was a dinosaur I would be a backasaurus. i came up with this on the spot, I'm really proud of it and I think it's a new one, has this been said/done before?
Or are they just blowing smoke?
Knott’s Dairy Farm.
Gen A!
Just like Franz to put all his love dreams in a Liszt.
“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”
Back when I was young, our local parish priest was made a Canon. I asked my dad what a Canon was. His reply? “It’s a big shot in the Church.” Then he cracked up laughing, as he always did at his own jokes. RIP Dad. 15 years gone, and missed every single day.
Kill-A-Man-Jaro
Via the aquaducks!
I said sure, but it would probably be rough.
He stored them in his camel lot.
Read lips.
Their T-Thirt (teeth hurt).
He Dwayne's his Johnson.
He worked it out with a pencil
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